Everybody's worried about the end of the world, what with the year 2000 on the way. The Y2K computer glitch, the religious zealots predicting the APOCALYPSE…none of this means shit compared to Frigg A-Go-Go. Frigg is what you should be worried about. Frigg is what will shut down your commerce and corrupt your children. Frigg is the best of times and the worst of times. Frigg is a fuckin' rock and roll band, baby.
Remember that time you watched a guy crash his truck into a light pole, and when the truck exploded and started burning there was nothing you could do but watch him burn to death?
That's Frigg.
Remember that party where everyone was dancing and the music was so loud your ears were bulging in pain and that long, lean nurse's aide took you outside and stood you up against the front of the building and went down on you in the pouring rain until you did your Hiroshima imitation and she enveloped you with that smile?
That's Frigg.
Remember when you were 16 and you were late for school and you were speeding down the street and that moron backed out in front of the post office and you ran right up on the backside of his family station wagon with the paneling on the side and your sister who usually wore a seat belt but didn't that day went smashing into the windshield and made it look like a big glass spider web spackled with her forehead blood?
That's Frigg.
Forget about everything you thought was rock and roll. If Ronnie ain't screaming it, it ain't rock and roll. If Jeremy ain't holding down the bottom with lightning bass runs, it ain't rock and roll. If the beat comes out of a machine, or out of some lame motherfucker who ain't Flash, it ain't rock and roll. And if you don't hear Christian's organ - the one with the keys, asshole - gluing it all together, it ain't rock and roll. If you thought the only kind of music that came out of South Louisiana was the kind made by accordions played by rednecks with gun racks in their pickup trucks, you were seriously wrong. So wrong that we're gonna have to kill you now. Frigg A-Go-Go style. With plugs in your ears and a smile on your face. Let 'em take you. Don't fight it. Resistance is futile. You don't have to worry about the end of the world, because Frigg is taking it over. And they're gonna kick its ass.