| Casino singer Luxury denies knowledge
of alleged alter ego, "COBRAMAN."
Court psychologists blame sour record deal for
personality disorder.
Shawn
Simmons
Philadelphia Press
ITCARE, BAHIA BRAZIL - An end-of-the-road fishing village
inhabited by surfers, prostitutes and drunks alike. A place
known more for its crime than its picture-perfect weather.
It was to this seedy town that casino entertainer and Sony
Work recording artist Jimmy Luxury came to rest and reflect
after what he calls, "a bad roll of the dice." But
what exactly happened in that four-month Brazilian getaway
has become a mystery, not only to those in the courtroom but
to Luxury himself.
In 2000, Luxury was enjoying the success of a record deal
with Sony Work records and the appearance of his songs in
such movies as "Me, Myself and Irene" and "Go."
But when the label folded at the end of the year, Luxury watched
as his dreams of fame and fortune disappeared before his eyes.
By winter, Luxury had been showing signs of emotional wear.
His friends decided that a retreat from the suddenly harsh
world was in order.
"We all knew he was taking it hard," said Mark Boyce,
friend and collaborating musician. "But this Cobraman
s*** is f ****** weird."
What Mark and other friends claim to witness during that fateful
vacation was often referred to as Luxury's, " strange
transformation into "THE COBRAMAN." And although
Luxury denies any and all rumors regarding this comic book
like alter ego, witnesses describe the subject as something
of a sex-crazed, maniac known for killing livestock and sea-life
with his bare hands.
"I saw him with a 200-pound stingray," a local fisherman
remembered. " All of the sudden, he started tearing it
apart with his bare hands. I think he made a coat out of it."
But compared to other incidents reported, this seemed mild.
Two days before Thanksgiving, Luxury was held in a Brazilian
prison for three days on charges stemming from an incident
involving a seventeen-year-old girl, a tiger and a stolen
case of Logenberry scented candles.
"He asked me if I was into the three-way and I said yes,"
the young girl said in an interview. "Then he brought
in a tiger. When he told me that the tiger was the third in
the three-way, I ran." She later commented, "I love
the smell of those candles."
Since his return to the states, Luxury has been brought up
on a number of charges, most of which have been dropped due
to insufficient evidence. What is clear in the case is the
confusion among the fans.
"Luxury was all about class," said Darnell Coley,
longtime Luxury fan. "Now I heard he was pissing on Penguins
at the aquarium? I don't think it's the same guy."
"This Cobraman stuff is crazy," said Kevin Chesley,
31. "Crazy beats, crazy lyrics. That's some scary shit.
That ain't hip-hop. That's evil. I just went to the bathroom."
Later this year, it will be hard for anyone, even Luxury,
to deny the existence of Cobraman when Scooch Pooch records
releases Cobraman's first E.P. in October. THE COBRAMAN EP,
influenced by Biz Markie as much as Van Halen and Morris Day
and the Time, has been described as the "Hip-hop Bat
Out of Hell" and considered by many as "An absolute
American tragedy."
While court psychologists have made up their mind about the
mystery surrounding the troubled rapper, most agree that his
brand of hip-hop shows signs of genius. With an album only
to be out done by an unbridled live show, there is no denying
his potential in the music industry.
For Jimmy Luxury or, who he has seemed to fully become, Cobraman,
the battle ahead isn't one in the courtroom - his biggest
fight lies in his mind, a battle between good and evil. And
after listening to the evidence that is brought forth on his
latest release, the jury seems to agree - don't bet on the
good guy this time.
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